”Come in, and know me better, man!”
It may still be a day early for you but it’s certainly Christmas day for me so salutations! Seasons greetings, Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah and all the other holidays!
This is a very special day for me since it’s the one time of the year when even the biggest assholes in my life can catch me on their good side! I bear no ill will for the entirety of this day. So heya sis! Hope you can get your bong addled brain off of the couch long enough to see me wish you a merry one! And a merry Christmas to the asshole who helped you try and tear the family apart as well! My Christmas gift to you is that I’m still of sound mind and heart and that we’re all doing wonderfully. Wishing you all the best!
Hey, this is a day where I can even take your president-elect seriously for a few hours! Merry Christmas and happy one of those days, Mr Rump! Enjoy them while they last, buddy! They’ll be coming few an